For some fun this Friday, I thought I would share some cynical humor. The folks at Despair.com have done a great job of taking inspirational posters that seem to pop up in every office and turning them into demotivators. Here is just a sample.

Boy this explains alot!

CHARLIE BROWN HAS NEVER KNOWINGLY TAKEN STEROIDS

(Court reporter's transcript.)

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DISTRICT ATTORNEY OTHMAR: Wah wah-wah wah, wah, wah wah-wah-wah wah?

CHARLIE BROWN: I'm sorry, sir, but I didn't knowingly lie to the grand jury.

D.A.: Wah-wah-wah-wah?

BROWN: I did not knowingly take steroids, sir. Period. Snoopy gave me something to make me throw harder, but he said it was flaxseed oil and vitamin drops. I was tired of having the ball hit back up the middle and all my clothes torn off.

D.A.: Wah wah wah-wah?

BROWN: He's my dog, sir. He said he got the stuff from Woodstock.

D.A.: Wah wah wah-wah?

BROWN: A little yellow bird, sir.

D.A.: Wah wah-wah wah wah wah-wah wah wah wah wah-wah-wah wah-wha-wah wah wah wah wah?

BROWN: Yes, sir.

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WAR EAGLE

Thanks to my mom, Grace & James had their first Auburn football experience this weekend. We did brunch at Uncle David's, Tailgate Slupper at ACSC, Tiger Walk, the Game and the Toomer's Corner afterwards. It was a day of fun for all.